The Lesser of Two Options

August 15, 2015 // 0 Comments

When I was a kid, there was a joke that circulated in my classroom (if joke is really the term for it) in which someone was asked, “What would you rather do: slide down [...]

The Break up Contract

July 24, 2015 // 0 Comments

The most unfair part of a break-up is the timing. Here’s what I mean: At some point in the relationship (hereafter referred to as The Relationship), the Party of the First [...]

About the Author

June 11, 2015 // 0 Comments

Randall J. Funk is a Twin Cities writer and actor. He has been the artistic director of both Pigs Eye Theatre and Shadowplay Theatre. His plays include Bring Me The Head of [...]