My fellow members of the fantasy league will be quick to tell you they have to listen to me talk about the SAME thing every year at the fantasy draft. I wonder how I could [...]

Commissioner can be a rather lonely position, particularly regarding the amount of grief you have to put up with surrounding the rules. My friends have made a cottage [...]

I’d like to open by giving myself the “Should Have Kept My Mouth Shut” Award. If I had said nothing about Carol’s scant playoff chances last week, had [...]

Sunday night at the football gathering brought another one of those stunning realizations that sneak up on you from time to time. I had just finished welcoming Lars to the [...]

It’s always interesting (at least to me) how the fantasy football seasons change from year to year. I seem to recall that about this time last year, I was trying to [...]

Back in college, I spent a few months dating a girl named Kelly, who was a theatre major. Part of our courtship, such as it was, involved me coming to see one of her plays. [...]

At one point in our weekly football gathering, Carol looked up from her phone and said, “Oh my God. The season’s only half-over.” I had to look it up [...]

I so frequently write about how my buddy Lars annoys me that people sometimes ask, not without good reason, why I’m even friends with the guy. So I thought I’d [...]

“Your team,” Carol texted me (and I could easily imagine her gritting her teeth as she did so), “Is not that good.” And the funny part is: I agree [...]

As I pointed out as recently as, well, last week, the Fantasy Gods can be cruel and arbitrary. For example, someone–oh, let’s just pick a name at random, [...]